18 - Year Olds with Attitude Lessons Learned I have the coolest professor. He's taught me so many cool things. Like thanks to him, I know I can take a thick, 10-inch cock up my asshole. I know I don't have to be afraid that it will hurt my insides, I can let it thrust into me full and still enjoy it! He also taught me that I can fit a billy club of a penis into my throat and then catch my breath in time to swallow about a gallon of sperm gushing out the tip. A college education sure is great. I feel sorry for all those dumb girls who couldn't get in!